Oyster Parlor

It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.

“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

parlor sparking

Making out on the front porch or parlor of a house.

Daniel and Denise were at home parlor sparking last night.

by Snoodan November 18, 2013

Quickie Parlor

Brothel, whorehouse, house of ill repute.

Hey Clark, lets head over to the quickie parlor, Im in the mood for a Frosty Jim show.

by JDLucas1369 July 31, 2016

Tattoo parlor

One true love, the person that makes your world go round, your ultimate lover

That boy is my tattoo parlor- I love him so much.

by Yourtattooparlor May 2, 2022

potty parlor

Restroom

Pardon me, ma’am, do you have a potty parlor.

by Tmaws August 18, 2023

Go to the hat parlor

Going to the store to buy condoms

After last week i need to go to the hat parlor

by con4man October 22, 2009

Defunct Pachinko Parlor

A defunct pachinko parlor is a former gambling establishment that no longer operates, where people once played a Japanese game resembling a pinball machine with automatic payoff.

"The sign on the defunct pachinko parlor proclaims 21ST CENTURY, but the style—kanji in neon outlined in individual light bulbs?"
- Infomocracy (Malka Older)

by bookworm.2.0 January 12, 2025