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It’s not just someone who does bad things. It’s someone who feeds on others. Someone who steals lives, safety, innocence — and feels nothing for what it costs. A parasite is a person who stopped being a person the moment they decided someone else’s pain was their right. I don’t hate them… I mourn what they could’ve been. But I won’t let them keep feeding.
"Anyone who is an irredeemable criminal, con-artist, ra*ist, or p3d0, these people are parasites."
Parasite by Kaos King of Dreams December 11, 2025
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Parasite privilege

Parasite privilege is when elites weaponize identity politics to deflect legitimate criticism or to protect their class privilege.
Sane person: Billionaires are parasites. No single person can create a billion dollars worth of value, their wealth relies on rampant worker exploitation.

Privileged NeoLiberal: What? You’re not allowed to criticize billionaires, that’s anti-Semitic.

Sane person: You’re disingenuously using identity politics to protect the powerful. That's parasite privilege.

Parasite single 

A parasite Single is someone who is single, no plans for marriage any time soon, not dating, still living with parents. Most parasingles don't quit this lifestyle until their late 30s, early 40s.
The term started in Japan, comming from a 1997 Japanese horror movie Parasite Eve & backed up by best-seller book by Masahiro Yamada in 1999.
Parasite single by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

Parasite baby 

When your mom scooped litter while pregnant with you. The litter Parasite is now in control of your skin sak.

Parasite-style' flats 

'Parasite-style' flats are to be banned after deaths

-From BBC
Parasite-style' flats by Leo WU August 11, 2022

Parasite Paste 

"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"
Parasite Paste by MikeAD March 23, 2024

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘ParasiteCocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘ParasiteCocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!