by EmSixTeen August 7, 2004
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Facebook paranoia situation 4 - John to friend while at gym: "Sorry I couldn't watch the game with you guys last night, I was putting nitro in the Mustang." Friend: "Dude, don't lie, I totally saw your girl's wall post to her friend that you were watching The Notebook last night with her and that you cried during the love-making scene."
Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"
Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"
by Jeannette2 May 28, 2008
Get the Facebook Paranoia mug.The act of becoming so paranoid you flush your stash. In extreme cases and with minors, the move may also include alcohol, which is a real shame.
by Nick D. March 24, 2007
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Pilots lays out rectangular wing on ground facing prevailing wind usally on a ridge or mountain. Straps into harness attached to wing by 72 independent high strength lines. Foot launches into wind when wing is fully inflated. Paragliders can fly for over a hundred miles on one flight!
by adventureboy April 19, 2009
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Bobby didn't do his English homework, so had to pull of a Montgomery paragraph on the bus this morning.
by AllegroTechie November 8, 2010
Get the Montgomery Paragraph mug.The feeling one may get when composing a piece. It occurs when the composer, per se, feels as if their piece has already been written and is just coming from the back of their brain.
John: "Hey, Jeannette! What are you doing?"
Jeanette: "Ah, I'm composing a cello piece!"
John: "Cool, can I hear?"
Jeanette: "No, not yet. I'm afraid I have composer's paranoia! It would be embarrassing if you already knew the piece."
Jeanette: "Ah, I'm composing a cello piece!"
John: "Cool, can I hear?"
Jeanette: "No, not yet. I'm afraid I have composer's paranoia! It would be embarrassing if you already knew the piece."
by composersparanoia November 14, 2022
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name also means pollen/nectar in english
a boy that can be very flirtacious, drop dead gorgeous and good looking, and knows how to work his way around all women!! loyal and sweet at heart, and known all over croydon!! He is unbelievable!!
name also means pollen/nectar in english
a boy that can be very flirtacious, drop dead gorgeous and good looking, and knows how to work his way around all women!! loyal and sweet at heart, and known all over croydon!! He is unbelievable!!
by croydon's-baby.girl July 7, 2010
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