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The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

Secret society founded in 1915. Known for practise of the arts, and dismal taste in clothes. The fez of the society came t being after its founder, Archduke Swigberry-Smythe II spent several years living in Arab countries, where this item of headwear s commonly seen. The society was last numbered as having 67 different fez. Each one is typically marked with the insignia of office within the order, and the Parakeet of Montague in the centre. For example, the head treasurer's fez is marked with a platypus sitting on a bar of gold. The fez of the founder Archduke Swigberry-Smythe was marked with a snake, a bubble pipe and a crown. His formal fez was also encrusted with precious and semi-precious stones, including a large Morrocan sapphire. (This fez and seversal other items of the Order can be seen in The Hall of Antiquities in The Order Museum, located in the former home of Swigberry-Smythe.)
by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003
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A parakeet that has sex with parakeets of the same sex.
I'm pretty sure Polly was a gay parakeet
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Did you just say "parakeet"?
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A girl who will say and do whatever you ask her to while youre banging her out.
Man, that girl was such a parakeet, and i was making her say some crazy ass shit too.
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parakeeting

the act of being cute and jumping around in a cage with face paint on your cheeks.
"What is that stripper doing? Is that a new type of dance or fetish?"
"Parakeeting, duh."
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The thing you say when you want to sound cool but can't.
Rorick: PARAYEET!
Santiago: What. No get out.
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the drowning parakeet

whenever you spern into a girls mouth then put her in a swarm of bees

making the firl scream in a gargling tone and flail her arms and legs around. like a drowning parakeet
i gave your baby sister the drowning parakeet during the time we spent at yellow stone national park
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