Ass Panzer

One who hides behind people's asses.

Martin Murphy ass panzered behind me when the school cop came in asking who was selling weed.

by Brian SuperAwesomeRaveParty January 28, 2009

The Panzer

n. A sexual procedure that involves a hand(s), in the shape of a fist, and the vagina or buttocks.

vt. Sexual actions using the fist, your own or someone elses. Pumping the vagina or rectally with a fist. Also called Panzering.

"Darling, will you give me the Panzer tonight?"

"Honey, I could really use something larger tonight, give me the Panzer!"

"I say fair maiden, would you prefer a double-barrelled Panzer tonight?"

by ZimmFilmz September 10, 2005

jerry panzer truck

the Schützenpanzerwagen Sd. Kfz. 251, half track armored figthing vehicle used by nazis

Not long after the Alamein scrap, me an the platoon are having a look around this arab village - well, we were looting it - when all of a sudden this bloody jerry panzer truck comes over the hill and starts puking slugs.

by Lila Lotos June 18, 2011

Ausverian panzer battalion

To gather the comrades in a circle around toy soldiers and jerk off like your dick and balls are a tank. (Not gay)

Me and Herr Islamabad did the Ausverian panzer battalion last night

by Laptevograd hood thugshaker June 14, 2022

pussy panzer

A person who thinks he's tough but he is really a weak person

He thinks he's tilough but he a really a pussy panzer

by Sourpatch21 August 25, 2016

Girls und panzer

A Terrible Anime watched by Stupid People and Pedophiles because they want to see Underage Girls in tanks

A: Did you know Charles is a Pedophile? he wactches Girls und panzer!
B: Tomislav also watches it, but he's just Stupid.

by ImperatorCaesar December 4, 2020

Girls und Panzer

nazi anime

That weeb: Have you watched Girls und Panzer yet?

by FlyingKP February 10, 2023