Emola Pandemic

A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.
Do you think Obamacare covers the Emola Pandemic?
by Denny Molden October 23, 2014
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Pandem Onion

A little kid that plays games online thinking he's good but he's worse than a 6 year old at CoD.
Dude that kid is such a Pandem Onion
by De_Beeron January 08, 2018
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Pandemic-perfect

A style of dressing in which your face is covered with a mask and you are wearing gloves.
That mask. Those gloves. Dang. Get it, baby. You are pandemic-perfect.
by LeggingsAndBeets March 22, 2020
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Pandemic playlist

Songs chosen to fit the current condition we are in with Covid-19 expressing what we cannot put into words. Bringing social closeness even in isolation through listening and exploring our emotions together with sound.
The Pandemic Playlist got me through the day!
by Lovekam March 22, 2020
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Pandemic Special

A joint in which the weed has been mixed with semen and then smoked.
That pothead chick I’ve been seeing may not be a 10 or anything but she loves it when I roll her a pandemic special
by rock17 October 01, 2020
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Pandemic Pretty

Pandemic Pretty: a person on Zoom or other live meetings who doesn’t attempt to do any personal grooming, yet still is acceptable officially in a social gathering
“Sure his hair is four inches longer and unkept and he’s wearing a filthy terry cloth robe, but he’s Pandemic Pretty”
by Improvlagirl May 15, 2020
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pandemic shaming

When someone calls others out for not following social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic, whether in person or on social media.
When I mentioned to Karen that I went out twice this week for groceries, she told me that I should only be going out once a week at most and that I was putting other people in danger by my selfish choices.

Karen was pandemic shaming me...
by PJ Daly April 17, 2020
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