Pandemic Luck 

When your luck is normally shit but like some messed up version of Freaky Friday, you hit pay dirt when everyone else’s world goes to hell in a hand basket.

“New clients, money back on taxes, and a new man... Smitty sure is have a good run of Pandemic Luck!”

Pandemic Luck by Mama Skinny May 22, 2020

pandemic sex

When you're looking for some COVID-19 comfort sex due to loneliness from social distancing, boredom from quarantine, or panic from maybe dying.

*Term coined by Ana and mildly inspired by Matthew.

Woman: What are you looking for on this dating app thing?
Man: The one. Not the wrong one. The right one.
Woman: I'm looking for the wrong one.
Man: Like purposely?! You just looking for some pandemic sex?

pandemic sex by TheWrongOne606 September 4, 2020

Pandemic Special 

A joint in which the weed has been mixed with semen and then smoked.

That pothead chick I’ve been seeing may not be a 10 or anything but she loves it when I roll her a pandemic special

Pandemic Special by rock17 September 30, 2020

pandemic project 

A project started during the pandemic (2020-2022) and is most likely losing money at this point. Can include cars, crypto, or any other inflated asset class during this era.

Toshiro purchased a 78 Corvette as a pandemic project and currently has 5k in it over the book value.

Kevin put his entire savings into buying Dogecoin as a pandemic project to help buy a house but we all know how that went.

pandemic project by Hipsters4President July 15, 2023

pandemic pound

When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.

BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

Silent stare

Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️

pandemic pound by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020

Pandemic paradise 

Pandemic paradise is a fanily frendly mine cwaft swerver and it’s cool

Pandemic paradise is not gae

Pandemic paradise by Jwhwhbwneiene June 3, 2020

Pandemic Pussy 

when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections

A: omg my i got that gorilla grip coochie now

B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?

Pandemic Pussy by kevinabstraact April 17, 2020