by Andrew Schwab December 29, 2007
any sexual interaction that involves massive amounts of visible hickeys, as if the 2 (or more) had played paintball and were sporting the welts.
they disappeared into the bathroom for about a half hour and when they came out and everyone saw their necks we knew they played some paintball
by sir eatsalot May 24, 2010
A sport played between teams with the objective of eliminating the opposing players via paint filled capsules, propelled from a marker (read gun) powered by some sort of compressed air. A fun recreational activity known for adrenaline rush, can be categorized into woodsball--large arenas generally located outdoors, with vegetation and wooden objects to use as cover, and speedball--smaller arenas, using inflatable plastic "bunkers" for cover. Played by members of all race and class --despite what you may hear. While the occasional want-to-be-GI and annoying adolescent are not unknown, the vast majority of the paintball community recognizes it as pure recreational thrill. The only injuries sustained in paintball are due to carelessness(removal of protective equipment/tripping over your own feet). A majority of players are teen-young adult and white. Just like most every other sport.
by Jp77 May 19, 2009
A sport played by hiding behind giant balloons and shooting guns that fire a decorative substance known as paint.
Most paintballers are stuck up pricks who think that any other combat-simulating sport is for pussies.
by phatestpossibleasdf September 9, 2008
1. A sport made up of jerks and preps who think they are Joe Military and Joe SWAT but fail to realize that their snotty rich-kid attitudes won't even get them into basic training
2. A sport with guns that look like garbage from a low budget Sci-Fi film
2. A sport with guns that look like garbage from a low budget Sci-Fi film
by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005
what bored suburban kids do on their time off so they don't end up like eric harris or dylan klebold.
guy #1: yo i hate that fucking faggot jeffrey. i wanna fucking shoot him.
guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.
guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.
by online handle September 25, 2006
A game where players run around holding "guns" that look a lot more like garden hose attachments. These "guns" are known for being extremely inaccurate, as opposed to those in airsoft. Players deem themselves "manly" or "cool" by grinning and guffawing at the collection of bruises and other injuries they sustain from the "sport." Most participants play because they enjoy having fluid splashed and squirted all over them. It is mostly played by rich, brainless adolescents who find that the "tactics" they learn have little to no application outside the sport. The most extreme players usually wear matching jumpsuits and what appear to be either Motocross or Master Cheif helmets. Both of which are often referred to as being gay.
It is a requirement for all organized paintballing that all players (or "ballers" as they call themselves, which also has a gay connotation) be of the white breed of human. Participants are routinely checked during a game to make sure they are of white descent. In an attempt to "cover their asses," most "ballers" insist that it can be played by people of all races. Indeed, this is completely untrue.
It is a requirement for all organized paintballing that all players (or "ballers" as they call themselves, which also has a gay connotation) be of the white breed of human. Participants are routinely checked during a game to make sure they are of white descent. In an attempt to "cover their asses," most "ballers" insist that it can be played by people of all races. Indeed, this is completely untrue.
Paintball players include lacrosse players and most of those snowboarders you see who are really bad.
by Jack Learson October 12, 2006