the Poo list:
<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects,
like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery
load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is
dry, irritating poop, rather than
hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having
cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a
piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider
one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when
one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's
load> - when discarded
beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The
Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up
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