Definitions by psymonos

quiff 

a vaginal expulsion of gas often smelly

i was fuckin dis ho and she quiff'ed. damn it stank

quiff by Psymonos March 24, 2003

Monkey 

cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
or
a furry animal with destructive tendencies

Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey

Monkey by Psymonos March 24, 2003

monkeylicious 

the delicious qualities of a monkey

thats monkeylicious

monkeylicious by psymonos March 12, 2003

poo 

flowery word used by grandmas to attempt to sound sane

duh

poo by psymonos March 12, 2003