paedo pellets

old mans favourite confectionary: werthers originals

the old man lured the small child into his car with his paedo pellets

by dibs August 6, 2006

Payday Fever

A fuckwit who is not good at their job who calls in sick on payday

That dumbass John has payday fever. Just called in sick which is going to put us behind for the rest of the shift

by AriGoldn May 3, 2019

Well played

This statement is often used in place of "touché". However, "well played" shows more class. The proper use is when one has been defeated or has lost in a battle of words.

A: You realize that I just beat you at chess and in the argument about who would be a better president.

B: I know. Well played.

by BMWMUNK December 6, 2004

paedyn

Smart and intelligent girl gorgeous hair and everyone wants to be her she tries to find the good in everything she tries to find the go Smart and intelligent girl gorgeous hair and everyone wants to be her she tries to find the good in everything she's a heartbreaker and every boy loves her she shy but outgoing and doesn't care what people think

Paedyn is so out going

by Samantha Kaye December 22, 2016

prayed up

The action of keeping your mind right. Also meaning not acting a fool, and knowing how to handle yourself

You gotta stay prayed up on tuesdays and thursdays whodi.

by CG2 November 30, 2006

payday mooch

A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).

I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".

by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

paydump

When one is bored at work, and goes to the bathroom to poop for an extended period of time while still on the clock.

Carl: Bro, I'm tired of filing these TPS reports, it's time to take a nice paydump!

Dave: Be sure to light a match.

by CitySlickah September 30, 2013