Ozzie

Ozzie, the man with the huge wallet and giant penis as he is also referred to, is by far the most intellectually sexual person alive. Lover of life, and women.

p1: WOW! that Ozzie gets all the ladies.

p2: Hells yeah.... it's not because of his wallet either, you should see the size of his penis.

p1: Is it like a horse?

p2: Oh no. it would make a horse cry.

by crissylala March 22, 2009

Ozzy

A closet homosexual who loves The Legend of Zelda. He tryies to pick up chicks but fails due to his homosexual tendencies. He often gets a "headache" when dating a girl.

Get Ozzy over here so I can bully him.

Well if he came out of the closet he isnt an Ozzy anymore.

by GuyHarvey May 23, 2016

ozzie

an ounce of weed

Let me get an ozzie of that bubba

by jeffymeh May 12, 2016

Ozzie

Fat gluttonous retard. Used as a verb, it means you really messed something up in an irreversible way.

A: I just pooped my pants
B: You mean you just Ozzied your pants

by Ozzie fatass stoner June 10, 2011

Ozzie

A knock off Jesus who will bend yo Pokemon cards after you beat him in COD ghosts. He thinks Fred's voice is hot and laughs at the word willy he will do anything if you give him a dong massage he only like one thing, his dog Pablo who strangled his hamster gary

God Ozzie why do you always throw a wrench at my new TV

by Ozzie hater 024420 July 31, 2018

ozzi

never care about what other people care about them and follows their own judgement

ozzi doesn't care about you or you opinion

by fhud gfrbv September 7, 2023

Ozzie

a literal friggin monkey who climbs trees, and structures without an ounce of struggle. also happens to be an awesome friend.

"whats that up on the massive building?"
"It's Ozzie!"

by theghostofalex February 15, 2022