Ozzie, the man with the huge wallet and giant penis as he is also referred to, is by far the most intellectually sexual person alive. Lover of life, and women.
p1: WOW! that Ozzie gets all the ladies.
p2: Hells yeah.... it's not because of his wallet either, you should see the size of his penis.
p1: Is it like a horse?
p2: Oh no. it would make a horse cry.
p2: Hells yeah.... it's not because of his wallet either, you should see the size of his penis.
p1: Is it like a horse?
p2: Oh no. it would make a horse cry.
by crissylala March 22, 2009

A closet homosexual who loves The Legend of Zelda. He tryies to pick up chicks but fails due to his homosexual tendencies. He often gets a "headache" when dating a girl.
by GuyHarvey May 23, 2016

Fat gluttonous retard. Used as a verb, it means you really messed something up in an irreversible way.
by Ozzie fatass stoner June 10, 2011

A knock off Jesus who will bend yo Pokemon cards after you beat him in COD ghosts. He thinks Fred's voice is hot and laughs at the word willy he will do anything if you give him a dong massage he only like one thing, his dog Pablo who strangled his hamster gary
by Ozzie hater 024420 July 31, 2018

ozzi doesn't care about you or you opinion
by fhud gfrbv September 7, 2023

a literal friggin monkey who climbs trees, and structures without an ounce of struggle. also happens to be an awesome friend.
by theghostofalex February 15, 2022
