Ozzie

Ozzie, the man with the huge wallet and giant penis as he is also referred to, is by far the most intellectually sexual person alive. Lover of life, and women.
p1: WOW! that Ozzie gets all the ladies.

p2: Hells yeah.... it's not because of his wallet either, you should see the size of his penis.

p1: Is it like a horse?

p2: Oh no. it would make a horse cry.
by crissylala November 07, 2008
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Ozzy

A closet homosexual who loves The Legend of Zelda. He tryies to pick up chicks but fails due to his homosexual tendencies. He often gets a "headache" when dating a girl.
Get Ozzy over here so I can bully him.

Well if he came out of the closet he isnt an Ozzy anymore.
by GuyHarvey May 01, 2016
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ozzie

Let me get an ozzie of that bubba
by jeffymeh May 09, 2016
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Ozzie

Fat gluttonous retard. Used as a verb, it means you really messed something up in an irreversible way.
A: I just pooped my pants
B: You mean you just Ozzied your pants
by Ozzie fatass stoner May 16, 2011
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Ozzie

A knock off Jesus who will bend yo Pokemon cards after you beat him in COD ghosts. He thinks Fred's voice is hot and laughs at the word willy he will do anything if you give him a dong massage he only like one thing, his dog Pablo who strangled his hamster gary
God Ozzie why do you always throw a wrench at my new TV
by Ozzie hater 024420 August 01, 2018
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Ozzy

The most finest person in Rhani’s opinion
He is such and Ozzy
by Hi there I’m July 07, 2022
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Ozzy

The best up and coming goaltender in the sport of hockey.

Now and in the future . Great guy and fun to watch!
Ozzy nice glove save, great pad shuffle and the Ozzy split
by Ozman26 March 24, 2017
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