Savory Offerings

A very nice body.

That chick tried to tempt me with her savory offerings so I'd buy her a drink.

by Noicore June 23, 2010

oofersnapper

When OOF or OOFER isn't enough to satisfy your needs.

The perfect word to say when something bad happens.

Friend: My mom died today.
You: Oofersnapper

Friend: Dude, I got 30th place in fork knife.
You: Oofersnapper

by ThatAnonymousBoi September 29, 2018

Golden Offer

When someone asks you if you would pee on them.

A young lady is minding her own business waiting to cross the street. She is approached by an old man. Initially he is friendly but then asks the young lady if she would like to come back to his place and pee on his finger. After declining she later names this encounter a "Golden Offer."

by zayzay January 18, 2014

Minecraft Oofer

A young child, typically an 8-year old, who truly believes himself to be a god in Minecraft.

Hey, did you see Jack's little brother?
Yeah, he thinks he's a real Minecraft Oofer, doesn't he?

by WolfredMontgomery March 13, 2018

horse jerker offer

To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice

“Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”

by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018

Devine Offering Position

When a barefoot but clothed girl between ages 11 and 25 with pretty feet and legs puts herself in a non-sexual position, either sitting on the floor or in a chair, where she puts her feet up, bringing her knees to her chest and her heels to her butt, in a way that it looks like she is presenting her feet to another male. Almost 100% of girls who put themelves in this position are doing so to feel comfortable. Most male who have feet and leg fetishes for younger girls called this position by this name and find it arousing.

I was over a friend's house. After dinner we sat on the floor with his family and talked. My friend's younger sister was barefoot and put herself in a Devine Offering Position. She had no idea I was turned on and I wanted to play with her feet so bad!

by The Jax April 19, 2007

oofer gang

oofer gang is a really moist and radical song. it is made for roblox like able

oofer gangX7 spent 2 robux on a new chain minecraft players stay in your lane

by oofer_gang May 3, 2018