Ounce

a very fat person

"hey jack your an ounce"

by mr buzz turner October 16, 2019

1/8 of an ounce

3.543 rounds to 3.5

1/8 of an ounce just like 1/8 (an eighth) of shrooms is 3.5 grams of the ounce.

by PsychedelicPepsi September 17, 2013

ounce

An ounce consists of 28 grams, not 8.

by smcastillo October 6, 2003

4 finger ounce.

In the 70s, it was a way of measuring how much weed was in a baggie by holding your fingers up to it. A 'four finger ounce' was a baggie filled up enough to cover four fingers, a half ounce was two fingers, a quarter was one finger...

"Hey Cheech, did you score?" "Yeah, I got a 4 finger ounce."

by ts15210 April 21, 2021

ounce

28 grams of marijuana, 30 if you're lucky, costs between $200 and $230(Canadaian). not just bush though that hydro stuff, cause we all grow up here

Yo bitch where's the money for that ounce i spotted to you.

by Eddie Guerrero May 9, 2003

ounce

an ounce consists of 28 grams.a gram costs 10 dollars in canada(or you can get a 5 peice for 5 dollars)when buying weed in such large amounts,you can usualy get a deal,and can get it for about 180-200 dollars.a half 0(half ounce)can usualy be bought for about 100-120.A ounce or half 0 are usualy bought with intentions to sell most of it.

Dealer a) we goin down to the dp to pick up a ounce this weekend? Dealer b)no man,we smoked most of the profits from the last ounce,we only have enough for a half 0

by MR.Hanson March 7, 2007

ounce of weed

A meme that started on 4chan's music board /mu/. The original story is as follows:

>At a party
>Amazingly beautiful girl I had a huge beta crush on since forever is around
>She never notices me and never will
>Suddenly, a wild guitar appears
>Girl goes hyper, asks the guy who brought it to play it
>He stumbles trying to fondle the thing, clearly the guy has no clue
>Now's my chance, I actually play very well and I have a great singing voice
>Walk up to the guy, ask all smooth - "Excuse me, can I try it?"
>She gives me a definite look, I look back, definite something, god I can't believe I'm being so smooth
>She doesn't know I stalked her facebook, know how much she loves Wonderwall
>Guy gives me the guitar
>I take the guitar
>There's an ounce of weed taped to the back

Generally the format involves an unlikely story leading to a promising climax, but ends with an ounce of weed taped to something. Popular mutations of this regard an item being overpriced, the narrator inquiring about the item, and there being an ounce of weed taped to it. Sometimes the item does not function because the ounce of weed is taped inside of the item instead of outside, this is popular on the weapons board.

So I went to a car dealership, and noticed there was a car about $400 more than one that looked exactly like it. The salesman wouldn't tell me why either, they were even the same model. I checked both cars out, and they were part for part exactly the same. So I asked if i could take it for a test drive, and the salesman was a little hesitant. I get in and the car wont start, look in the exhaust pipe, ounce of weed taped in it.

by BmilTheLemen December 31, 2011