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Orphan Black

A BBC America Tv show. This show is about clones finding their origin and learning about their past and how their loved ones react and which loved ones are a "spy" or "monitor" to watch these clones. All clones are played by the incredibly talented Tatiana Manslay. And her "brother" Felix played by Jordan Gavaris. The clones consist of Cosima, Rachel, Helena, Sarah, Beth, Katja, and Allison. Sarah and Helena are the originals being twins and can therefore have children which Sarah has had with Cal and Has a daughter named Kira. She used to date Vick but after Beth committed suicide she stole her identity and tricked Vick into believing she was dead. Cosima is a scientist whom is in a relationship with Delphine her ex-monitor and science partner. Allison has two adopted kids with Donnie who is her monitor and sooner believed her friend Angsley was her monitor and killed her. Rachel is a businesswomen who "the bird man" kept to raise. Beth was a cop whom is believed to be Alive. Helena is a woman raised by religious people to kill her clones calling them a sin, these people are attempting to give offspring of her. Felix was a Prostitude and Cocaine dealer but is now In a relationship with Colin. Orphan black is a phenomenal sci-fi show with amazing characters and plot. Watch it now.
~Did you watch orphan black last night?
~Yes. Fe and Allison were perfect as usual
by Orphanblackfan June 5, 2014
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Orphan Swag

when someone wears the cheapest clothes and never matches. They have no sense of style and are often dorks.
Look at this peasant, wearing sketchers with white ankle socks, jean shorts above your knees and a Disney World shirt. Straight up Orphan Swag, smh.
by MarijuanaMinutes January 25, 2011
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The Orphan

The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.

It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.

Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.
Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander.
by The Hairy Scary Orphan Man November 21, 2009
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Orphan baby

One person, whom is absorbed into a group due to his abandonment by his original group. Can be extremely costly to groups enjoyment as he consumes massive resources. Has no home and displays parasitic tendencies instead.
JZ and his crew were forced to deal with Fugatte's orphan baby when the other posse passed on the burden.
by Jbrym May 8, 2008
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orphan jokes

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.

Why don't orphans' play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

How do you stop a bus?

Throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)
Boy: Did you hear those orphan jokes?
Girl:Yeah, they were terrible I almost cried!
Boy:Thats the difference between us. I'm breaking up with you.
by iDonteatorphans June 9, 2011
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orphanage

(N.) A place where kids who's parents either cannot raise a child due to something beyond their control (I.E: financial stress) or have been willfully abandoned by assholes who would rather drink and fuck rather than be parents. Kids who are in the care of an orphanage are called orphans.
James was raised in an orphanage.
by Dr_dude May 9, 2014
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orphan obliterator

The act of screaming " FOR MOTHER RUSSIA" while dropkicking a homeless orphan to the curb and shoving a bottle of vodka into their genital area
Yo i just used the orphan obliterator on this homeless girl yesterday
by WasteOfOxygen2938292 January 27, 2021
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