these ones

A redundant way for uneducated people to say "these."

Your friend: "Do you like these ones?"
You: "Yeah, _these_ are nice."

by jcwla January 10, 2008

loose ones

single cigarettes sold largely in inner city communities (the term originated in baltimore, maryland) by young men. outside the corner store or at a train station is usually where these boys slang their shit.

young man: ayyo, i got dem loose ones hea, loose ones yo
customer: young man, lemme get tew of dose

by Lester Freamon November 7, 2007

talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.

Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

no plus ones

Often seen on a party invite (usually followed by -"there will be a list"), giving instruction that no uninvited people are allowed to attend apart from that one person everyone knows but doesn't really know to come to a party.
he'll be at every party and it will inevitable that he will come.

hey guys come to my party!
no plus ones, there will be a list

but then this fearless youth will arrive uninvited and he will not be asked to leave

by THEIPMAN May 9, 2011

key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Them ones

A phrase used to describe a commmon incident that others can usually relate to.

Them ones when you need a poo, but hold it in because you are too busy to poo.

Or

Them ones when you randomly get a boner on the bus...

by Mechadream December 30, 2011

big brass ones

Large set of testicles; used to describe the perceived guiding force behind a particularly courageous or audacious action undertaken, usually, by a man.

"Standing up to that mugger by himself revealed John had a set of big brass ones."

by JKB - Charleston, SC June 15, 2014