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One way mother fucker

Mainly Kyles. Will accept as much help as possible whenever possible, but will always find a way out reciprocating any favors or just being a helpful, decent human being in general.
Kyle is a one way mother fucker who wants people to do his fence but won’t help anyone else do theirs.
by NotAOneWayMF June 2, 2019
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One Way Ticket to Hell

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.
Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.
by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008
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one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.
Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.
by finishhim May 25, 2011
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Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).
I wasn't certain, but that shirt just brought Greg a one way ticket to Burlington.
by Icepick Trotsky June 20, 2011
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One way Trip

To be leave a public place with a female, usually engaged in the act of kissing, but then after becoming aroused and wanting to take it to the next level discovering the person is a guy in drag. The trip is know as one way as the victim generally is too shell shocked to do anything but cry
About 75% of One Way Trips result in victim being anally ravaged for the night (without Lube)
Man John is drunk, look at that "girl" he's with! Thats a One way Trip if ever I've seen one.

John: Hey guys sorry I left early last night I was feeling ill...AND NOTHING ELSE. As for the limp, I fell over onto a hover...I was alone and wasn't viciously raped

Guys: It's ok John we've all been there.
by mortensent April 12, 2005
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One way friendship cuddle

You cuddled with bae but they didn't realize that it meant more to you

They thought you were just friends
We cuddled but he thinks we're just friends

Talk about one way friendship cuddle
by Internet savage April 22, 2016
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One Way Phone Sex

One way phone sex consists of a person either calling another person or answering the phone while masturbating. Extra points are awarded if an outgoing call is placed to a friend's significant other.
Carly: I think Tom tried to have one way phone sex with me last night.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Carly: He called and said hello then just started to breath really heavy, but I hung up in time.
by big braddah October 13, 2012
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