Mainly Kyles. Will accept as much help as possible whenever possible, but will always find a way out reciprocating any favors or just being a helpful, decent human being in general.
Kyle is a one way mother fucker who wants people to do his fence but won’t help anyone else do theirs.
by NotAOneWayMF June 2, 2019
Get the One way mother fuckermug. What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.
Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.
by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008
Get the One Way Ticket to Hellmug. by finishhim May 25, 2011
Get the one way pipe cleanermug. Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).
by Icepick Trotsky June 20, 2011
Get the One way ticket to Burlingtonmug. To be leave a public place with a female, usually engaged in the act of kissing, but then after becoming aroused and wanting to take it to the next level discovering the person is a guy in drag. The trip is know as one way as the victim generally is too shell shocked to do anything but cry
About 75% of One Way Trips result in victim being anally ravaged for the night (without Lube)
About 75% of One Way Trips result in victim being anally ravaged for the night (without Lube)
Man John is drunk, look at that "girl" he's with! Thats a One way Trip if ever I've seen one.
John: Hey guys sorry I left early last night I was feeling ill...AND NOTHING ELSE. As for the limp, I fell over onto a hover...I was alone and wasn't viciously raped
Guys: It's ok John we've all been there.
John: Hey guys sorry I left early last night I was feeling ill...AND NOTHING ELSE. As for the limp, I fell over onto a hover...I was alone and wasn't viciously raped
Guys: It's ok John we've all been there.
by mortensent April 12, 2005
Get the One way Tripmug. You cuddled with bae but they didn't realize that it meant more to you
They thought you were just friends
They thought you were just friends
by Internet savage April 22, 2016
Get the One way friendship cuddlemug. A street layout phenomenon occuring in driving, where a motorist unfamiliar with an area encounters two one-way streets in succession, forcing the course of the car away from the destination, or back to the location where the impasse was first noticed. A triple one-way switchback involves three one-way streets and produces the same results.
Bill kept driving away from where he wanted to go. The neighborhood was a maze of double one-way switchbacks.
by Nick Estes April 9, 2006
Get the double one-way switchbackmug.