Butter your nut

After you cum on a girls tits, face or body and use your cock to spread the cum like butter on bread.

Butter your nut all over my huge tits baby

by Muckyfingers82 November 1, 2021

Post-Nut Depression

When you are jerking off to some nasty shit then you bust and you are like “what is this filth”

Friend-Man do you ever find porn to be nasty after you nut.

Wiser friend-My friend that’s what we the people call Post-Nut Depression

by Antwan Guzzels December 25, 2018

No nut November Poem

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

by Yung_Samoan November 9, 2019

shinji nut

A Shinji Nut is a nut busted beyond your better judgement, resulting in the realization that you are so fucked up.
Named after Shinji Ikari, the Shinji Nut is a kind of post-nut clarity.

Busted a Shinji Nut last weekend to a video of Tom’s mom. I still feel like a broken man.

by pncregretsupreme May 16, 2019

nut shit

the term nut shit is used when someone is says something so foul, dumb, extra, and unnecessary.

Friend: I just fucked my dog!

You: You're on some nut shit.

by optiprisms September 21, 2019

nut luncheon

An innuendo for “fucked up beyond recognition”.

Nah m8 burned the house down. It was a real nut luncheon.

by ThomasJhomas July 17, 2021

Hubris’ one-nut bitch

An arrogant asshole who insults you during a conversation believing they are so intelligent that you did not pick up on it.

The manager at Jimmy’s porn shop symposium is such a Hubris’ one-nut bitch. He actually believed that I thought you used real horses in pony play.

by Bearman December 29, 2020