Numpty Truck

A cheap over decorated shite car often driven by chavs, scrotes and boy racers.

Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.

Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.

"Have you seen that tosser in his numpty truck.....what a flangehead"

"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"

by betamax September 28, 2004

numpert

A retarded individual commonly known as John Brennan.

"John Brennan is a complete and udder numpert"

by Semolinapilchard November 10, 2008

numptoid

Son of numpty (see numptey). Usually 4 - 7 years old

Margaret: "Craig is such a good father"
Peter: "Well sometimes he can be a bit of a numpty"
Margaret: "That's unkind. He loves his kids"
Peter: "Yeah. I just hope they don't turn into a bunch of numptoids."

by Pengle April 11, 2007

numby dicks

A sexual act in which two consenting males (of legal or illegal age) sit on their hands until they become numb. When both achieve sufficient stiffness of their penis they simultaneously jerk each other off until the point of ejaculation. At this point both loads of cum are then blasted into each others faces.

This game can be played by oneself, but is usually referred to as the strange in such cases.

My little brother woke up and said his hand was asleep so I sat on my hand for a while and put our sleeping hands to use and played numby dicks all morning.

I would die to have played numby dicks with Simon Birch.

by H.i.sd September 7, 2010

Numping

a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs

......that cunt is Numping again! arses will be wreaked by midnight!

by No80dy.66uk October 11, 2019

Numpty

a scottish term, short for numb-skull.
idiot
pratt
wally

" away n'shite, ya fuckin' Numpty "

by Lord Howard Hurtz March 23, 2004

numpty

a person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simpliest of things

John Hall is a Numpty for his festive headwear

by Ted McDanger January 20, 2005