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numby dicks

A sexual act in which two consenting males (of legal or illegal age) sit on their hands until they become numb. When both achieve sufficient stiffness of their penis they simultaneously jerk each other off until the point of ejaculation. At this point both loads of cum are then blasted into each others faces.

This game can be played by oneself, but is usually referred to as the strange in such cases.
My little brother woke up and said his hand was asleep so I sat on my hand for a while and put our sleeping hands to use and played numby dicks all morning.

I would die to have played numby dicks with Simon Birch.
by H.i.sd September 7, 2010
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Numpy

The act of being naggy and grumpy at the same time.
My girlfriend got pissed at me and was acting all numpy
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Friend : tell me a meme
You: nimmy jewtron
Everyone else: *kills self*
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Nammy

The condition in which you get out of bed looking like a train wreck. Its symptoms include: eye boogers, messy hair, frog throat, the inability to open your eyes all the way due to light adjustment, and looking ridiculously ugly.
Max: "Marianne, I don't know why they call it "beauty rest" because you are looking really nammy right now."
by Pondzy January 13, 2011
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numynumnums

1. A yuMMMy snack!
2. A delicious person!
3. Someone you would like to taste!
4. One who is MMMM MMM GOOD!(Like the soup)
I would like to savor my numynumnums: Meredith, Alicia, and Micaela!!!
by Shavonda X. July 15, 2008
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Nommy

Nommy sorry nommy sorry
by Ravensucksanyone November 26, 2022
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Nymmy

A beautiful girl. Stunning both lookswise and with her personality. Someone who is caring when she needs to be, but has a very scary temper if you mess with her or someone who she cares about
That girl is such a Nymmy!
by Person 42 March 10, 2010
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