Nuffer

Way of calling someone an idiot/noob after they do or say something amusingly stupid.

Talking loudly about how leopard print pants look ridiculous and then realising the woman behind you is wearing leopard print pants
cue: "You Nuffer!"

by Scra June 16, 2012

nuffin

A deliciously edible chocolate chip muffin.

Whatcha doin?
Nuffin.
Sounds yummy.

by someguy1234567890 December 6, 2006

nuffin'

London / Cockney word used as a personal insult or put a person in his or her place.

I don't take no shit, especially off a nuffin' like you...

by DJ Wechat April 5, 2017

Naffie

The bisexual guy version of Aphrodite. He is full of many talents and special in so many ways. He expresses this creatively vibrantly hoisting himself to the whole world. He's the nicest person you could meet but will punch your jaw out of socket if your hurt him on a pressing matter such as loved ones or things. He is very jittery sometimes and doesn't always take compliments fully to heart but he is the most special person on earth. If you have a naffie don't ruin his trust. If you do this you'll have a diamond rather than some stupid piece of disposable glass.

Damn Naffie sure is working it on the dance floor.

I know I should have respected him more and maybe he'd be dancing in my pants instead.

by Billygoat April 11, 2012

Nuffin

A muffin that does not contain (throughout its inner cake) any of the ingredients displayed on the top of the muffin. Term can be applied to people in an organisation who appear to do work but who achieve little.

You buy what looks like a delicious fruit stuffed muffin but find that inside it is all cake and no fruit. It looks good but delivers nothing. It’s not a muffin, it’s a nuffin.

by The Process Ninja December 16, 2008

Buffer Nuffer

A word that can be used as a substitute for anything sexual most likely to be usesd instead of the word penis or dick. Used by mostly overly giddy teenage girls who have are to innocent to say what they really mean.

Wanna see my buffer nuffer?

His buffer nuffer was so big and black

I enjoyed that buffer nuffer all night long

by Bijoubabe0430 August 15, 2010

nuffin

A deliciously edible chocolate chip muffin.

Whatcha doin?
Nuffin.
Sounds yummy.

by someguy1234567890 December 6, 2006