Emotional Nudity

Refusing to hide the real you behind a falsely created persona.

To live out loud by peeling back the layers of self discovery. Letting go of limiting beliefs and allowing yourself to gravitate towards people and places where your authenticity is embraced.

When we are together I feel safe in all my Emotional Nudity.

by K.J.Steezy May 26, 2012

Functionally Nude

Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.

The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex

Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude

by Gzoom August 31, 2017

Ninja Nude

A Ninja Nude is the act of getting fully undressed and taking a nude picture during a meeting, classroom lecture or other busy event. Nearly impossible to accomplish without getting caught.

'I heard James tried to take a Ninja Nude during his meeting, and the boss caught his stupid ass!'

by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016

never nude

One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!

"What's the deal with the cutoffs?"
"Tobias is a nevernude."

by PaSaVaBa January 7, 2005

Nudic

When you put your bare ass on an unsuspecting persons' face.

Dude 1: "Dude! Did you see that new picture of Daren?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, what happened?"
Dude 1: "Tim totally nudic'd him and put it up. It's hilarious."
Dude 2: "Awh man! Total ass cheeks to face!"

by medergenepool September 11, 2009

nude panties

(Noun, plural.)
Skin-colored, beige or brown panties without visible panty lines, so that you can't see them through your clothes.

- "Sweetheart, you can't go out like that! I can see your undies right through your dress."
- "But mom ..."
- "We really have to get you a pair of nude panties, darling."
- "But mom, what if I *want* people to see my panty line?!"

by Monticello-W October 18, 2016

National send Lucas nudes day

Send Lucas all of your nudes

Shit there goes Lucas I gotta send him my nudes hence the name National send Lucas nudes day

by PardonMyPRINGLS May 2, 2019