by plantation cafe December 30, 2003

by bad man d-dog March 16, 2009

by OCS LIVO October 11, 2016

This word, in its offensive slang forms, is probably derived from "nonsense".
Convicted child sex offenders are often considered to be the lowest of the low (i.e. the most "nonsense" people in society), and this, rather than the NONCE acronym, may be the main reason why this word became associated with paedophiles.
Calling someone "nonce" normally means one of three things:
1) UK prison slang for a paedophile.
2) A general insult, usually as an extension of 1) or 3).
3) A nonsensical person, or person behaving in a nonsensical manner, generally equivalent to stupid or idiot.
Convicted child sex offenders are often considered to be the lowest of the low (i.e. the most "nonsense" people in society), and this, rather than the NONCE acronym, may be the main reason why this word became associated with paedophiles.
Calling someone "nonce" normally means one of three things:
1) UK prison slang for a paedophile.
2) A general insult, usually as an extension of 1) or 3).
3) A nonsensical person, or person behaving in a nonsensical manner, generally equivalent to stupid or idiot.
1) "Gary Glitter's a nonce!"
"Protect your kids from those nonces."
2) "You've been behaving like a twat all night! Piss off you annoying nonce!"
3) "He wasn't talking any sense- he was being a complete nonce!"
"Well, he's certainly nonced that up."
"Protect your kids from those nonces."
2) "You've been behaving like a twat all night! Piss off you annoying nonce!"
3) "He wasn't talking any sense- he was being a complete nonce!"
"Well, he's certainly nonced that up."
by fwe22 May 16, 2006

An English man you dirty tranny English bastard stop touching up kids with ur vagina you dirty hairy cunt
by English are trannys December 12, 2021

The alternative uk term for calling someone a pedophile. Also a funny thing to call your friends if
they're a bit weird.
they're a bit weird.
by Type1Nonce January 12, 2020

Nonce(y) (U.K. Slang for paedophile) - (Adjective) -When someone’s actions, opinion or taste is so bad and so far from the societal norm, that such an actions, opinions or taste could only be shared by a nonce
“Those trainers are shit!”. “Yeah, they’re proper nonce trainers them aren’t they! Don’t know what he was thinking when he bought them!”
“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”
“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”
by U.K. Slang Official December 28, 2021
