noah

Noah is a complete idiot and bitch and a cunt and retard fag. because he likes turtles.
by notnoah69 April 28, 2022
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a d-bag who focuses on nothing in his life but himself. he likes to wear yoga pants, bras, and makeup in his sparetime to enhance his curves (possibly because he is a sexually frustrated man) he likes to cheat on the girl of his dreams who is funny, sexy, nice, fun to be with, faithful, and just an all around babe. he thinks that its okay to keep cheating on this girl, and then break up with her, and keep going back to her. he tells her everytime that itll be different, but its not. the perfect girl he was with before is stupid enough to keep going back to this son of a beach. she still loves him and shes stupid as fock, but hes more stupid to leave her.
jordan: wow look at that manho.
may: yeah hes a total noah.
by jordycordy January 07, 2012
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a noah is a person that all the animals hate
he is a noah
by big man232324 August 14, 2018
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noah is a fake country boy who cheats on you and calls and texts you and pretends he didn't do anything wrong he will seem sweet and loving and caring and loyal at first but once you get a little further in the relationship he stars to chest on you and treats you like shit and once you block him on everything he tries to say he changed (yet he didnt) and yeah dont ever trust a noah he only cares about himself and he is soooo ugly
"omg that's noah🤢"
by ducky you October 07, 2020
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noah is an shit of an person you'll never want to meet him he will try to kill you in your sleep
noah is coming run now run
by Gman312 June 03, 2019
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a really soft boy. likes to take it up the ass. hates getting his dick sucked, thinks it’s gay even though he is gay.
oh look what a noah.
by jooner June 27, 2019
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Noah is Noah
NOAH IS NOAH
by Tatguy69 November 25, 2019
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