ninja

1) Ninja (vt) To kick ass, synonems : own, kick ass, pwn, frindle. (past = ninjaed
2) Ninja (adj) awsome, badass, etc., only more so
3) Ninja (n) a) One who is ninja

b) one who ninjas people

c) An ancient Japanese assasin
Related - Pirate - one who is awseome, but not as awesome as a ninja.

- Pirate - One who is not at all awesome

1) Dude, I totally ninjaed him.
Ninjaed!

2) That dude is so ninja.

3) a) I am a ninja!

b) That ninja ninjatically ninjaed that pirate!

c) The ninja, objecting to being used as a verb, assasinated the users of this website.

by Draxis December 7, 2010

ninja

A substitute word that white people can use instead of saying "nigga".

What is up my ninja?
This my main ninja
ninja please

by G788 May 20, 2007

ninja

In old japenese times, a mysterious, cloaked man, (or woman) who killed in the shadows, using stealth as their key weapon. In today's society, the choice "Which is better: Pirate Or Ninja?" is known almost everywhere.

"That ninja just totally OWNED that pirate!"

by V3nom June 13, 2007

ninja

V.
to silently escape in the traditional style of Japanese ninjas. ka-poof!

I'm gonna ninja out of work.
I'm ninja-ing.
I need to ninja out of this date.

by whos___your__daddy April 7, 2011

ninja

incredible game in which players bow toward one another to start the game and then each player makes one move at a time, in a clock wise manner. the object of the game is to hit the opponent(s) hand. the last person standing is declared the ULTIMATE ninjaaaaaaaa...
these games lead to awkward positions by all players, most of the time very homosexual.

often a lunch time pass time for jasons, manuels, sebastians, and franciscos.

Person 1: dude, what do you want to do?

Person 2: lets play Ninja!

Person 1: hell yeah!

by the_ninjirate November 14, 2009

ninja

n. an awesomely cool assassin. They are japanese...not chinese. Do NOT get them confused.
vb. to kill, maim, or torture someone. It is ALWAYS fatal.

(n) Did you see that ninja catch that throwing-star with his teeth?

(vb) Don't make me come ninja you!

by Takashi Karaki January 30, 2009

ninja

an acceptable alternative to the N word for white people to use when singing along to black music

realest ninjas
luda is one hell of a ninja, hos in different area codes hell yeah
michelle he's a ninja, go for it!
nat went ninja then came back???

by hanrose December 25, 2007