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NEWTs

Exams taken by Hogwarts students in their seventh year
I got five NEWTs
by Ashley88888888888888888888 January 29, 2009
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Netsai

Guy asks Clark 'What would you like for lunch?'

Clark replies 'Netsai.'
by Eddie Schnitzel August 26, 2009
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Netscape

A browser that lost the browser wars to Internet Explorer long ago. The last version that wasn't over-commercialized was Netscape 4.6. The current version is 7.2, which is loaded down with a lot of AOL junk and advertizing. It is inferior to nearly all browsers on the market, except for Internet Explorer, which it is slightly better than

Firefox>Everything Else>Netscape>Internet Explorer Shells (avent, maxthon)>Internet Explorer
Did you check out the new Netscape Browser beta 8.0? I threw up when I saw the interface and now my computer is ruined.
by Robert April 10, 2005
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netspeak

Otherwise known as chatspeak, a process of shortening words and replacing letters with different letters and/or symbols to supposedly make the typing process shorter. Lacks proper punctuation and capitalization. Hard to understand and a sign of idiocy when used heavily, but sometimes useful when in a hurry or text messaging.
Stupid: LYKE ONG!!!ONEONE11!!

i g2g to da stor 2day c ya l8er LOLZ

i @m 5o 1337 i pwn joo

Useful: Uh oh, I have to go answer the phone. BRB.
by Yonnie October 24, 2004
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Netsirk

Meaning Kristen backwards...isnt it original..hahahahha....
Feed Netsirk...she is hungry..
by YouGotPoo December 2, 2003
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Social Netsheeping

Unlike "Social Networking" which would imply "work" or "networking" is being done, Social Netsheeping is an odd "follow the leader" phenomenon, sometimes called a "status game" that occurs on Facebook, Twitter and other social networking sites where people post instructions to post something specific in their user status (their bra or underwear color, the definition of their first name, the name of the first person they kissed, an excerpt from a certain page in the book nearest them at the moment, a coded message, phrase or number, etc..) or change their profile picture (to a baby pic or pet pic or hero or look-a-like celebrity) for no apparent reason other than, "everyone else is doing it."

Sometimes these requests ask that you copy the post and do something specific or unique to you, sometimes they ask you to post a coded message, like an inside joke, a dollar total derived from a list of illicit acts that are assigned specific values or a silly phrase that is made up from portions of text that are pieced together from a list using your date of birth or letters in your name.

The act of re-positng the request and/or complying with these given instruction or essentially, following the leader, is netsheeping or more formally, social netsheeping.
"OMG! I am so tired of all this social netsheeping! These people need to get a life!"

An example of a social netsheeping "game" or code would be a message sent instructing friends to post a phrase (without any explanation) in their facebook status, that is derived from a code:

In one example, a person wearing a black shirt, born on Jan 1, xxx0 would post, "I kicked a birdbath in your bathroom because that's how I roll!"

Search "current Facebook status game" or "I kicked a banana in your car because I'm cool like that" for more examples or actual codes used.
by Mark in San Bruno February 3, 2010
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Brooklyn Nets

New York's newest basketball team, originally from New Jersey, moved to New York, then back to New Jersey, and then back to New York!
The Brooklyn Nets are Brooklyn's first team since the Dodgers letft in 1957. Watch out New York Knicks, you've now got competition!
by AColtsFan February 26, 2013
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