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New is a synthetic material and it was originally developed as a rubber replacement. But it is nowadays used everywhere from igloos to spandex pants and it has mostly replaced old. The first new factories were located in Jersey. Later there were so much new production there that people called it humorously New Jersey. Nowadays there is a movement lead by Ashton Kutcher against using new because large corporations are accused of using child labour in the production of new. If you have a lot of otherwise useless old you can polish it with new.

New is manufactured and sold all over the world, but it can sometimes be rather expensive. In that case old can be a good substitute of new. If you are really handy you can make new yourself.
“Why can't it be old?”

~ Oscar Wilde on new
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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Nannie New New

Zack: Did u get some Nannie New New last night?
Dacc: Yea, some random cougar from chico!
by Dacc January 2, 2012
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New New Orleans

A somewhat derogatory name for the cities of Houston, TX and Baton Rouge, LA due to the mass influx of displaced New Orleans residents after the Hurricane Katrina disaster. The name alludes to the burden these evacuee communities have placed on the infrastructure of said cities. Many use the term to comment on the increased crime and welfare rates in Baton Rouge and Houston.
A friend of mine lives in Baton Rouge. He's hating it in New New Orleans.

You going to the concert in Houston? If you're going down to New New Orleans be sure to bring your body armor.
by Tom H. September 17, 2006
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News

Amongst a small group of friends in Solihull, West Midlands UK, it is the way to greet. It also functions as certain bridges for sentences, for example, using it to define actions and opinions etc.
In greeting:
"News."
"News"

In conversation:
"What sort of news are you getting on?"
"News of the drinking variety"

In object:
"Woah! That stunt Marty McFly does in Back To The Future 2, where he escapes from Biff in the tunnel is the news!!"
by Tom Honeyfield December 16, 2004
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Weenie-new-new

Sex, or when u can't think of another word for a guitar sound or any thing, insert into sentance.

Origin - came along when Tom and Sarah were listening to a song and the guitar went Weenie-new-new

Variations - Weenie-neenie-new-new
Ur such a weenie-new-new
Go weenie-new-new ur self
by Tom Kellum May 19, 2006
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News

Ken: Couldn’t make it to the show tonight?
Bob: Nah. I was busy watching the People’s News Network for Radical Leftist Propaganda.
Ken: Oh I love CNN!
by AdamSmith69420 January 28, 2021
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Sony new new

It means suck your dick. Its pronunciation is like Chinese word of 嗦你牛牛

牛牛 means dick and 嗦你 means suck your
Can’t wait to see what I learnt from Tieba
Show show way
Sony new new
Can can need
Yep that’s some good English
by Warma July 9, 2022
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