New Zealand

The only place where a strangers ya mate and ya mate is a cunt.

Sup cunt, who's this?
Its my cousin, don't worry, he is from New Zealand bro
Oh sup mate

by JaYkeO September 1, 2011

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people that come from New Zealand! Nice people, beautiful country, a country that aussies are jealous of.

Disadvantages: Being so close to australia

New Zealanders are very friendly people. I enjoyed visiting NZ very nice country!

by Katarina October 8, 2005

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Am I the only one here who realizes that "New Zealand" is a pristine word, not adapted or mutilated at ALL? Sheeyut, it's a concrete geographical area.

Nu Zizzle is an example of what "New Zealand" would like, were it actually slang.

by Susurrus April 9, 2005

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A Hobbit Like Species, hobbit like in the way were warm, freindly, and can do almost anything with anything.

Godda love that number 8 wire, go kiwi ingenuity

by theJackal July 28, 2004

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New Zealand, contary to beliefs that we are good people, we commit war crimes too.

In 1914, (New Zealand) annexed German Samoa, jumping at the chance to be Imperialists. We then blockaded it while 'flu was prevalent, killing many inhabitants.

by Hachi-Control October 21, 2008

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That country that apparently all Australians love, but to be honest be all laugh about their accents and how they fuck sheep.

Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?

Aussie: "U'm a kiwi, mite, frum New Zealand! There's that suxy sheep!
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"

by Proud Aussie Girl October 11, 2012

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