Neopolitan Slam

Everybody knows neopolitan ice ceam (vanilla, strawberry, and choclate)

Well the neopolitan slam is similar to the strawberry shortcake, which is when you jiz in a bitches face then punch her in the nose so it creates a red and white mess on her face similar to a strawberry shortcake dessert

The Neopolitan Slam is one step further and a little more advanced of a manuver, you start with a cum shot on the left side of the face, create a bloody nose in the middle and then smear some shit on the right side of the face creating a perfect vanilla, strawberry, and choclate combination, this is not a move for the novice, its take great skill and experience to pull this move off.

Damn dude did you here what dave did last nite?
Nah WHat happend?
He hit some bitch with a neopolitan slam!!!

by Bank$$$ December 18, 2007

Cincinnati neopolitan

A Boston pancake, plus blood (preferably menses).

Murph gave his special lady-friend a Boston pancake. Then her sister (whose Aunt Flow had come to town) came home and decided to make it into a Cincinnati neopolitan.

by Ghetto Overlord October 1, 2007

Neopolitan Shooter

To serve a Neopolitan Shooter you need a shot glass and a partner and your partner takes a lot of laxatives a few hours before to prepare. You begin to take your partner from behind, and continue until her ass starts bleeding. You then blow your load in her ass and get her to shit. You then collect the liquid shit, blood and cum in the shot glass and take the shot of fluids.

Neopolitan Ice Cream is white(Vanilla/Jizz), brown (Chocolate/shit) and red(strawberry/blood).

I had a sweet Neopolitan Shooter with that whore the other night, and it hardly cost me a thing!

by Master Dan P. November 10, 2008

Neopolitan Super Glazing

When a man procedes to use the method of Rusty Toolshed while a woman is on her period. The woman then pushes the mixture out into a cup, where a man mastubates until he busts into the mixture. The now completed mixture is then poured into the man's anus with the aid of a funnel, and is then excreted ino the woman's mouth. She is then punched in the face while simultaneously swallowing, causing the mixture to squirt out of her nose. The man now laughs at his creation, his lover now covered in bubbly jizzblood, liquified shit, and nasal mucus.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey Dude, best night ever last night! Gave my bitch a Neopolitan Super Glazing!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Here's a Picture
(Shows Picture)
Guy 2: Holy Shit! That's Fucking Sick!
Guy 1: Yeah It is my greatest masterpeice! Tasted fucking great to!

Example 2:

I gave my girlfriend such an amazing Neopolitan Super Glasing last week, her nostrils are still burning and she got fired because of her stench. Her boss said her smell reminded him of one night he had in a taxi rank when he was drunk.

by The Man with a Sack of Mince March 27, 2008

Mexican neopolitan whip

The act of injecting ones penis into her poop chute, thus developing a smear of faecal matter on said penis. Then removing shaft from the anal cavity and inserting into a bloody axe wound and proceeding to ejaculate. Thus creating three colours of fun to chow down on from her own waffle

Hey baby want to try a Mexican neopolitan whip?

by macdaddy_1827 November 13, 2013

Neopolitan Pony Ride

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.

After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.

by SickoBitcho July 14, 2009

neopolitan kiss

wen u bang a girl in the mouth the pussy and then she sucks your dick and you jizz in her mouth and then you make out.

Dude: You wann neopolitan kiss
Girl: Hell ya.

by jack wilkins May 11, 2007