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California Condor Nest

An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.
by 84579876874 June 29, 2011
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Ethan Nestor

aka Crankgameplays, a youtuber/twitch streamer with the best laugh you'll ever hear
a_username: omg I just joined stream, who was that laughing?
user_two: that was ethan nestor!! his laugh is like pure happiness
by Tomi V. December 19, 2020
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Ethan Nestor

Person 1: “Wow that guy is so hot and funny”
Person 2: “Yeah that’s Ethan Nestor”
by Hottestmaid January 1, 2021
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Jamia Nestor

Jamia Nestor - (Jay•Mee•Aah Nehst•Orr)
Jamia Nestor is quite possibly the luckiest girl of all time. Though there is controversy, most people say she is married to My Chemical Romance's guitarist, Frank Iero. Contrary to popular belief, she is most certainly good enough for him if she makes him happy. Teeniebopper fangirls must learn to accept that, or I will eat their brain. Like, now.
Me: So, Frank's like married now. You know that, right.
Best Friend: Yeah. Her name's like, Jamia or something?
Me: Jamia Nestor. Yeah, she's pretty.
Best Friend: He's happy. That's great. Good for him.
Me: ... you just died a little inside, didn't you?
Best Friend: In a gorey, painful sort of way.
by Tara McGowan-Ross November 29, 2006
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Nested dream

When you awake in another dream, and think it's reality.
I awoke because of earthquake ruining my house, then I saw in window two bycicles riding on rainbow, I was not sure if I'm still dreaming or not. Then I awoke for real and realized it was nested dream… it looked so real!
by Antoxa June 14, 2011
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hornet's nest

A violent and/or very argumentative/controversial situation.
1. Ever since 9/11, the US has been at war and in a political hornet's nest with terrorism worldwide.

2. Jamal and Terrell really got into some gangsta shit when they stirred up a hornet's nest with their fellow Crips, who refused to share their McDonald's chicken selects with them.
by Mark H March 17, 2005
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Midnight Mexican bird's nest

The act of pooping on the roof of an unsuspecting person's car late at night, preferably close to the edge of the drivers side door then sticking yellow Marshmallow baby chicks into it, resulting in subjecting the car's owner to the sight before they enter it the next morning.
Man, that smelly-ass freeloader has been getting on my last nerve, maybe a midnight Mexican bird's nest would make him get the point.
by Joe Salone October 16, 2010
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