Dutch Nanny

When a woman is fisted by someone with a wooden shoe on their hand

“Things got a little crazy last night, and after some absinthe she let me slip her the Dutch Nanny…”

by CaKnuckle June 3, 2022

Get da nanny bag

When you were promised a lump sum of money but the cheque bounce and the government giving you the run around.

Lighty asked: "Did the plane crash with the coke yet?"
Salty said: "It een looking good, get da nanny bag!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 27, 2021

Dirty Nance

Its when a group of little people (at least 4) dressed as monkeys are sent to kidnap a person, tie him or her up, draw penises all over him or her, piss on him or her, and crap in his or her mouth before walking away. Its named after a monkey in the famous show "Lancelot Link Secret Chimp".

While vacationing in California, my friend was the target of a Dirty Nance causing him to walk home from the beach smelling of urine and feces.

by Friday Happy Hour - Poll This May 27, 2020

get da nanny bag

When they promise you extra money on payday but the money never show up.

Lighty asked: "The plane crashed with the coke?"
Salty said: "No...get da nanny bag!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 26, 2021

dent your nanny

To protect the sanctity of your home or office wifi.

unscrupulous person: "Hey! What's your wifi password?"
scrupulous person: "Dent your nanny!"

by PrDoomsday2 May 11, 2017