Naked Hustle

The art of making a living by stripping. Originally from the song by the Dunk Ryders and Bizzle. See stripper.

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go out to the strip club later tonight?

Guy 2: Hell yeah.. I support the naked hustle.

by GatorBaby4L June 22, 2008

no naked jacuzziness

A well-known phrase of disapproval said by Michelle Bass observing Big Brother 5 after Marco suggested that the housemates have a naked jacuzzi including Michelle's boyfriend Stu.

Marco: "Naked jacuzzi, naked jacuzzi!

Michelle: (In a geordie accent) No naked jacuzziness!

The phrase can be used in general to diapprove of excessive nudity or loose behaviour by one's partner.

by Grumpy old Devil September 2, 2004

naked makeout lady

nerdspeak for female fuck buddy.

Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !

by Virgin Suicides June 7, 2017

asshole naked

The absolute most naked you can be. No clothes no wallet no ride no blanket.....nothing.

That hooker tried to rip me off so I left her asshole naked on the side of the road.

by rws2012s August 24, 2009

Naked spooning

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.

Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)

by LLeaky June 7, 2018

naked dress

A dress that gives the illusion of the girl being naked. Originated in Sex and the City in which Carrie wears a flesh-toned dress, resulting in a pre-dinner hookup on a first date with Mr. Big.

Girl 1: What should I wear to the Lambdas party on Saturday!
Girl 2: Wear your naked dress!

Time to hit the gym. Naked dress to kill!

by inooks.asil December 9, 2010

Naked Time

The time when you gotta shower after practice but you have a great time.

Derek: Hey Henry you know what a short practice means?
Henry: What?
Derek: EXTRA LONG NAKED TIME

by yahboyisnice October 4, 2015