Muzzle the goat

To give oral sex, The act of sucking ones penis

Romeo: I went on a date with Jess last night
AJ: oh yeah...did she Muzzle the Goat?
Romeo: Like a true champ!

by DJ Or Derb May 22, 2011

GarrBear Muzzle Loader

When a person is sucking a dick vomits, the male then uses his dick to shove the vomit back down that person's throat

Yo bro this bitch puked on my dick this morning so I gave her a garrbear muzzle loader.

by G4RR3EAR March 8, 2022

muzzleloaded

Having sex with a girl while she still has a tampon in.

We were all hot'n heavy while she was still raggin', and she forgot to take her tampon out and I totally muzzleloaded her. I pounded it so far up in there she might not ever get it out.

by SirAdamtheGreat February 5, 2008

Muzzle the Vulture

To masturbate. To jerk off. To rub one out. To touch one's self in a provocative manner for sexual gratification. Sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals.

You guys go on with out me, I'm going to stay home and Muzzle the Vulture.

by Angry Sloth July 28, 2011

Muzzle pint

When you walk up behind a friend and hold a pint upto their mouth and see if they can down its contents. Normally ends up I the victim coughing up beer!!!

Muzzle pint!

When you walk up behind a friend and hold a pint upto their mouth and see if they can down its contents. Normally ends up I the victim coughing up beer!!!

Muzzle pint!

by Barnsey82 June 2, 2013

Muzzleloading

The Act or more correctly Art of inserting items/drugs down the urethra of the penis. Usually achieved by means of a specially designed ramrod or in a pinch a pen or pencil. Other colloquial terms are used in place of muzzleloading such as, Muzzling/Muzzled or in the case of a person who participates in Muzzleloading, Muzzler.

Oi Nick tonight is going to be hectic I just Muzzleloaded two Pingers.

I just Muzzled a Footlong, I can barely fit anymore.

Yeah, old Paddy is a Muzzler from way back, he's been Muzzleloading so long he doesn't even use a ramrod anymore.

by WideEyedMuzzler February 15, 2022

Meat-Muzzle

Insinuating that someone will quiet someone else by placing their penis into the annoying, talking persons mouth.

Shut up or i will slap the Meat-Muzzle on you. Bitch.

by Obb September 29, 2007