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Mutton Molestor 

A fan of Aberdeen football club who enjoys the regional sport of shagging sheep
"That Ooter is such a mutton molestor, that sheep got it bad in the ass"

mutton chop beauty 

one stage up from "you beauty!".

easily applied in a sporting context but generally a handy universal phrase, shortened to just mutton chop if you like.

mutton list 

A list composed of people who you just want to hit upside the head with a leg o' mutton. Also, it can include the reason why you would like to do so.
Mutton List:
1. Brad Pitt-beard
2. Ty- the pencil thrower
3. Austin- the shemale
mutton list by kanickys654 March 23, 2010

Mutton chaser 

An overweight eunich that doesn'thave any friends.
Danny Golden from Duluth is such a mutton chaser.

Mutton Chop 

The area above a full figured womans vagina. Also known as a "gunt".
I just had to tell my boyfriend to hurry up with giving me oral delights as I was getting tired of holding up my "mutton chop."
Mutton Chop by xxkookie70 September 28, 2018

mutton jugs 

Uncommon British slang. Slightly insulting way of saying "using your head" or "use your brains"

Mutton Jeff is Cockney rhyming slang for deaf, or someone who refuses to listen,

Jugs refers to jug handles, meaning your ears.

What's between your ears? Your head.
"Spot on. That's using the old loaf, mutton jugs."

Or in American English: "You're right. Way to use the old gray matter, meat head."
mutton jugs by Kingdragonfly September 26, 2019