Just Some Guy Without A Mustache

Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.

@Just Some Guy Without A Mustache Why tf are you everywhere?!

by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021

mustafucta

a contraction of "must have fucked a"

mustafucta is a good word

by Jerome March 19, 2004

mustache_izuku

A MHA content creator named mustache_izuku.(my favorite creator.🙄 obviously)

mustache_izuku Loves Izuku Midoriay, as well as me.

by Finn._.bunny June 1, 2021

desperado mustache

a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.

I wouldnt fuck with that guy cuz he has a desperado mustache

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

muff mustache

The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.

Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.

Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.

by Papa Big Luv March 22, 2009

Musta

This is a Swedish tradition. It is when you spit a person of your choice in their asshole and then put your finger in it and stir it around until the mixture get brown. Then you drink it all up again.

- Can I musta you?
-Of course you can my dear friend.

by Albincelion May 21, 2019

Mustache Rock

Mustache rock is genre of music that is made by a band in which one or more member has or at one time had an awesome mustache. Some notable mustache rock bands are: Queen, Portugal. The Man, Gogol Bordello, The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library, The Black Keys, and Frank Zappa.

Hey man, Did you see that band last week? They were real mustache rockers.

by SoJokes December 28, 2010