Mastabatory System

The hands and genitals of ones body.

"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."

by kingkong1212 April 6, 2009

Mustarbating

The act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.

Tommy got caught mustarbating on Tony's bed, he was using dejon mustard.

by TuckerB1 January 9, 2006

Mustafa

Has a massive dick, strong,bruiding black man with aggressive power to burst female ovaries when he shows his sick, he's a god who will fuck anyone white cunt up, damn that guy is such a Mustafa!

Damn that guy is definetly a Mustafa!

by By A Hot Chick August 9, 2019

Mustafa

A twat. A person who if you give 1 second of eye contact they ask what. They are a pussy. Mustafa.

Oh my word. It’s a fucking mustafa. Run boys

by Iam.the.prophecy December 5, 2019

Mustafa

Fucking creep. Watches hentai like there’s no tomorrow. Pulls girls but doesn’t pull out. Did I mention he’s addicted to hentai.

Damn bro Mustafa really on that hentai shit right now

by yazanTHEOCK74 May 12, 2020

Mustafa Mokiem

Mustafa is the top G, all shall bow down to his mighty presence and if not he will rip your neck into shreds. If you ever come across one, make sure to fuck him at the first chance you get.

You are a Mustafa Mokiem.

by Aarav Patel October 12, 2023

mustafa

Mustafa, an assasin in Dr Evil's "army". Played by Will Ferrell. He is very skilled and very hard to kill.

Mustafa: If you could just call an ambulance? Hello? i am very badly burnt? oh, hello! have you come t- (BANG!) YOU SHOT ME! YOU SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE ARM! WH- (BANG!)

by El chupa nibre October 26, 2005