Muddy Muskie

When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.

Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.

by the cock monster March 23, 2009

musse

Another way to say the word lighter

Gangsta: Hey bro you got a musse i can use

by buttsecks? May 11, 2006

Massie

A some what nice girl in general. She can also break your heart in a couple seconds even if she doesn’t mean to. She’s generally a sweet,kind,beautiful girl. Also very smart. Doesn’t really like attention. Also hates being called hott. Has very low self esteem but also loves herself for who she is and what she does for the world.

Massie a such a sweet girl.

by Meredith June 8, 2018

musties

dirty balls, men testicles that are kind of funky due to not washing.

Give you some what? I will not go down there with your musties.

by Angel December 30, 2002

mussied

the act of imbibing alcohol only to get to that point of "Black Out."

Should we drink tonight?
No. We should get MUSSIED

by Mussied October 10, 2006

Musser

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Guy 1: look at that musser
Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by mr.harry2009 November 8, 2011

muskie

A large predatory freshwater fish that grows to 3-4 feet. Very vicious, and has caused serious injuries to potential fishers. Proper name is muskellunge. Part of the pike family.

Person 1: Muskies are bigger than pikes!

Person 2: Well, duh!

by Straight from the iPad November 21, 2015