The Mushroom

When about to ejaculate quickly shoot your load in the sexual partners hair which will create a wetsticky surface on the persons hair which is similar to the top of a moist mushroom like one you might find in a pleasent area of english woodland

a variation in the word is (shroom hair)
Last night i mushroomed my partner
i Have commited the mushroom on some bird last night

Hah i just gave you a proper mushroom

My Dad just mushroomed your mum

I Mushroomed your wife Last Night
by Mchazzmo May 19, 2009
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A mushroom is guy who is unattractive overall without any redemptive qualities (such as good personality, charisma, sense of humor, smells good). They are just full of cringeworthy qualities such as:
Being painfully ugly
Lacking hygiene
Messy appearance
Typically shy
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If there is something good about him that makes him tolerable, then he is probably not a mushroom.

The female equivalent is a moth.
"God, I hate Charlie. He's ugly, almost obese, rude, and smells really bad."

"Golly Jennifer, why are you even friends with that mushroom? All he does is play video games and avoid daylight. "
by misterxoxo November 19, 2015
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A person with absolutely no personality who soaks up personality from other people, especially people they are dating. This would include interests, sense of humor, fashion sense, etc.
The best celebrity example of a mushroom is Brad Pitt. You may notice that he changes the way he dresses and his interests based on who he's dating.

Used in a sentence: James claimed he like strong personalities, but his current girlfriend is evidence that he likes mushrooms.
by Serendipity99 July 05, 2007
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An individual who is closely tied with their origins. So connected to their roots, they stubbornly refuse to live outside of their surroundings. Despite opportunities in other lands, the individual will not migrate. ,affection, lover, immigration, urban, artist
The artist will not blossom abroad, simply because he is a mushroom.
by Ola Plum March 31, 2008
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Mushrooms;a fungi. You would think that wouldnt be very exciting. It is. You smile from ear to ear and laugh like you heard the funniest thing ever. Your puples get huge but whatever. Not a good drug to take in front of parents. Good music to listen to would be Mushroomhead. Or possiably the postal service. Anything that makes you appriciate your life.
One night while with twelve of my closest friends me and one of them bought two oz of mushrooms. Needless to say everyone tripped there balls off. We thought we were in the amazon.
by kcarbby July 14, 2008
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you ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend, or whoever really likes you and you lay down the law and will not let you go. they are a fungus like, as in gross, and are stuck on you for what feels like forever. they seem to not want to move on at all, when you are already over them.
1. This boy kyle is a mushroom! he will not move on!
2. My ex-girlfriend is being such a mushroom, man.
by Abbay June 14, 2007
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A way to masturbate where you hold the shaft and rub the tip of your penis in a circular motion.
The mushroom is one of the best ways to masturbate.
by hqwfhf May 24, 2008
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