by in4red September 27, 2006
a fat kid with big tits and a small penis who has no friends but thinks everyone is friends with him - also he thinks hes tough but is actually a pussy
-Murph gone give it to ya wit his big titties and his small penis NIGGA
-Murph thinks hes boys wit FNV but actually they all hate him
-Murph thinks hes boys wit FNV but actually they all hate him
by gdads April 13, 2005
A term used during a hand in the card game Texas Hold'em when you currently appear to be ahead in the game, and when the last card is turned and your opponent went from having virtually no hand, to the winning hand. You had just gotten murphed
OMFG MAN!!!! Your 2 pairs just got beat by the river card. It gave your opponent a straight!!! YOU GOT MURPHED!!!!!!!!!!!
by murphdiggity February 3, 2010
When you switch to another line (say, in a grocery store) because you think that line will go faster but ultimately the line you were originally in goes faster. Derived from Murphy's Law.
P.1 "I just switched lines and got murphed so hard."
P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"
P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"
by aahhmm July 29, 2012
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