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Murph 

When you switch to another line (say, in a grocery store) because you think that line will go faster but ultimately the line you were originally in goes faster. Derived from Murphy's Law.

P.1 "I just switched lines and got murphed so hard."

P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"

Murph by aahhmm July 29, 2012