Mermaphrodite

Quite similar to a hermaphrodite, a mermaphrodite is a merperson, with the genitilia of both a merman and a mermaid.

"So my ship gets wrecked at sea and I'm thinking, 'Alright! You're going to die.' But just then, out of nowhere, I get pulled to safety by this thing! Like a mermaid, but it sorta looked like Jamie Lee Curtis. When I noticed it's adam's apple I realized it must have been a mermaphrodite."

by Marc Sauve December 17, 2005

Marmalard

douchenozzle QB who taunts opposing team's fans promptly after not helping lead the 4th quarter comeback

If you don't know who's Marmalard, then ya betta ask somebodddaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!

by wsl January 18, 2008

Mermaided

When someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid.

Dude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me.

by ilmk92089 August 7, 2019

mermaid effect

When a guy has been hanging out with, or simply in the presence of a girl that is just a friend for long enough that she ends up becoming sexually desirable.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.

It was also used in the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

Guy 1: "So you're going to be rooming with a chick next year? watch out for the mermaid effect, if you hang out with her long enough, you know you'll end up wanting to hit that."

Guy 2: "Nah man, she isn't hot and totally isn't my type."

Guy 1: "I give it three months."

by acadey April 3, 2011

marmasoot

southern term for an ugly woman. marmasoot's are usually found in bars and clubs looking for drunk men who are unable to see or make clear decisions.

The degree to which one is a marmasoot is based on poor looks, being over weight and poorly dressed.

I hope I don't get to drunk tonight and hook up with a marmasoot.

Look at that fat, ugly chick wearing spandex, what a marmasoot. BIG TIME!

by Thomas DB July 30, 2008

Mermacorn

A strange mythical creature which is a mixture between a mermaid and a unicorn. Has the bottom half (tail) of a mermaid and the top half (horse head and horn) of a unicorn. Very rare.

Did you just see that Mermacorn?!" "Dude! Mermacorns aren't real!

by Anonymous19928739444546t October 31, 2010

mermaids kiss

When your shit hits the toilet water and splashes back onto your ring.

FUCK SAKE I forgot to put paper down and got a mermaids kiss.

by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015