Sticky Mancuso

The act of restricting a mans scrotom with tape and glue while he is flacid thereby creating a sticky and painful mess the next time he becomes erect.

Spencer’s wife requested he procvide her with a sticky mancuso to end their romantic evening.

by Josh Nickels June 18, 2018

dick mucus

a slang term used for semen, especially in large quantities

Man, so i upheaved a boatload of dick mucus all over her belly button and it dripped down the sides...

by Jonothan Cumsalot March 21, 2008

Munchstache

{muhnch-stash}

--n.
1. During cunnilingus, the appearance that the pubic hair of the recipient is actually the facial hair of the performer.
2. A euphamism for oral sex

"Dude, I was going down so hard on that chick, I had a total munchstache!"

by sou1shriek July 10, 2012

Mungus

A mungus is an imposter similar to Judas and Brutus
A mungus is always among us
A mungus is like a fungus

Growing on your salamis lid
A mungus is

A MUNGUS

Yo dude this guy only around when there's weed, say he got no ins, then we see him picking up at the house, bruh a fucking MUNGUS.

by REVANTHARETARD November 15, 2020

Muncos

He’s a crazy monkey and it is a one of a kind animal he loved riding call of duty and dick sucks for mods it’s crazy to say that he is good at snipping but most of the time likes bananas up his butt

Oh my Muncos that banana is so big

by Jar foo November 23, 2021

Dual Mungus

Dual Mungus is a serious fictional disease of the upper respiratory system. Dual Mungus is actually an advanced form of simple Mingus. Symptoms of Mingus are small spots and light wheezing. Mingus and Mungus are both a form of fungus. Full-blown Dual Mungus causes a debilitating cough that strikes fear and dread into the hearts of all who hear it. It is never certain how much time a victim of Dual Mungus has left on this mortal plane.

Patient: "Doctor, is it serious?"
Doctor: "I'm glad you're sitting down because I fear the worst. I suspect Dual Mungus. This situation is very grim."
Patient: "That's terrible! It wasn't this bad last week."
Doctor: "Sir! You had a mere case of Mingus last week. It has developed into full-blown Dual Mingus! This is grave indeed!"

by dannyp76 June 14, 2011

Big mungus

Big mungus is the main villain of the John series.

Look at big mungus using his butt power. Wow

by Richard Playz 8 December 27, 2020