Munchies

A odd feeling in your stomach after smoking marijuana. You aren't ACTUALLY hungry, it's just really hard to stop eating. Usually, the person with the high, will come over, smoke, then eat EVERYTHING in your house. Seriously, if there's a burnt pepperoni in your oven, they'll eat it, if there's a perfectly good cookie in the trash, they'll eat it. After this, they'll bust out laughing, say extremely deep things, and fall asleep for about 12 hours. If they're true stoners, they'll wake up and do it again!! Lol.

THE MUNCHIES
Stoner: Got any food?
Friend: Ya, in the fridge.
*Stoner goes and comes back 5 mins later*
Stoner: Thanks
Friend: Whaddya eat?
Stoner: Uhhhhhhhh.....*Giggles*what?
Friend: What did you eat?
Stoner: *Giggles* I love life, the world is like a bag of chips, all shiny and pretty, then you open it and have unlimited happiness.
Friend:.........What the hell did you eat?
Stoner: Uhhhhh.....everything *Giggles*.
Friend: WTF??!

by Jonathankn June 28, 2008

Munchie Monster

Any person that has large weight gains while having the munchies. They usually go straight for the fat foods such as Twinkies and cup cakes, once they find your food your out of luck. They also tend to leave some pleasant surprises in your toilet, so it's best to let them outside once their done eating.

"Max just ate 24 boxes of lucky charms, boy is he one big Munchie Monster"

by No§ March 23, 2010

Cuntchi-Munchi

When you are dialed off your tits with no food around apart from ya woman's snatch.

Off my face and the cupboard was bare. Time for a Cuntchi-Munchi!!!

by The Riddler 2016 March 19, 2016

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights

British way of saying "chips"

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021

munchies

consumption of copious amounts of carbohydrates and essential polyunsaturated fatty acids after inhaling the byproduct of combusting the hemp plant. (Delta 9 Tetrahydrocannibanol)

I ate chocolate ice cream on a blueberry bagel, I must have had some hardcore munchies.

by Milly December 19, 2003

mungchies

To have the sudden erge to mung someone.

Dude, I hade the worse case of the mungchies last night.

by Johnathon Thompson July 11, 2006

Fat Bitch Munchies

The starving feeling a person gets a few hours after dinner and just before bed.

Kate: *looks at clock, 11pm* "wow, I am so hungry" *goes to kitchen*
Sophie: *Eating food*

Kate: "You got Fat Bitch Munchies too?"
Sophie: "Yes"

*both eats anything edible from both fridge and cupboard"

by australian-jesus February 1, 2013