multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

by weave July 11, 2003

multitaskular

being able to multitask with greatness, multi-talented

I am so multitaskular!!!

by Kelli Gleason December 17, 2005

multi-task dating

Regularly dating multiple women at the same time. Generally with each of them understanding your not in a committed relationship. As opposed to playing a group of women in which they have no idea.

lol ok my phrase but people are starting to use it and i wanted to make sure everyone knew it was mine.

While multi-task dating, I Ballanced four women at a time. Of course the goal for multi-task dating has always been 7, one lady for every night of the week.

by abysswanderer December 6, 2006

Multitap

A 4 port Controller for Playstation 1 or 2 with those memory slots in it. other than that its usually a retarded kid at a game store who complains.

Paul:I am not a multitap just because i'm a pain in the ass!

by Networkingyuppy August 30, 2005

multitaskable

The ability to multitask, available to be tasked with many
things, (taskable)

Jim must be multitaskable in order to run his business well.

by william rose September 22, 2006

Multigasm

Multiple orgasms, from clitoral, vaginal and anal - simultaneously

I multigasmed so hard last night from my god-like mans zombie penis that I fell over fuck drunk.
'I can't feel my legs when I'm with you, but I like it'

by Librarian tendencies August 13, 2017

Multi-task

Adj - etymology - early 1980's douche bag corporate speak multe-tasc-ing

-task
-tasker
-tasking

1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;

2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;

3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;

Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"

Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"

Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"

Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"

Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"

by wer999999 January 30, 2010