multitaskable

the adjective for multitask

the boss is so multitaskable

by VV Games on YouTube March 8, 2022

Media Multitasker

Some bitty who watches free hbo, IM messages, listens to her ipod, and downloads 81324736 songs , atttt the same time.

Me: Michelle, what are you doing?
Michelle: Watching 300, iming you, downloading the new coldplay cd, and defining new words on urbandictionary.com.
Me: wow, you are def a media multitasker

by Taraaaaaaaaa October 21, 2008

Social multitasking

The art of communicating with numerous friends via different methods simultaneously. These methods may include face to face communication, Skype, Facebook, email, texting, phone, Windows Messenger, Aim, Steam chat, Ventrilo, Teamspeak, Mumble, XFire, Origin, and various other methods. Those who are Social multitasking are usually communicating with at least three people at a time.

"He's texting with two friends, Steam chatting with three more, and Skype video chatting with a friend who is also on Ventrilo with him and several others. He's good at Social Multitasking."

by ((ASH)) Viper_Prime August 5, 2012

Multitasking

Performing many tasks at once, yet none very well. This term first saw use during The Great MBA Cock-Up of the 1980s and 1990s during which middle management worldwide became flooded with new, yet wholly clueless and ill trained, apprentice managers. These MBAs were stamped out as though by an ill-formed factory cookie cutter creating the same bad shape by the tens of thousands. It has gained further use to explain poor performance in nearly every human endeavor possible, from parenting to rocket science and brain surgery.

Anyone who claims they are "good" at multitasking is a damned liar.

by JCJollyRoger March 19, 2019

multitaskability

Verb; the past tense action of multi tasking.

Them: can I get food? I want a blt with fries.

Me: yeah, no lettuce or os like usual?

Them: os?

Me: yeah onions.

Them: right. I dont like onions.

Me: your order is done.

Them: how? We've been talking this whole time.

Me: multitaskability.

by Lord_Sondo November 20, 2020

closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.

Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?

by jfburke619 January 26, 2021