muffle shuffle

Johnny: Yo, what happened on your date?
Me: I did the muffle shuffle with Margaret!
by Dick Prospersous December 15, 2010
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muffle lopper

one of the most insulting names you can call anyone!
omg! steve is such a muffle lopper!
by der gelbe bananen January 18, 2008
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Muffle Pants

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.
I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying
by Rodolphe May 17, 2005
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muffled fart

When a male eats out a females butt and she happens to fart.
hey jan wanna go and give me a muffled fart
by goldbrood77 May 27, 2008
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Muffle Shorts

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.
by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014
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Muffle Hump

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.
“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
by poisoned poet February 24, 2022
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