muff mustache

The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.

Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.

Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.

by Papa Big Luv March 22, 2009

muff shotgun

1) The act of blowing a hit of marijuana into one's vagina.
2) To shotgun a lady's muff.

"Dude, I got blazed with my girlfriend last night and she let me give her a muff shotgun."

by donnathered January 12, 2014

Stuff her muff

The act of shoving your penis into a women’s vagina.

As a beautiful lady walked by,my good friend Evan whispered to me gingerly “I’d stuff her muff”.

by Hockeydude3344 December 25, 2017

trench-muff

hot, stinky, smelly, mouldy pussy

I pulled of Brittney's panties last nite and she had a mean case of trench-muff.

by Jesse Bueckert May 14, 2006

methaine muff bubble

When a females under ware is positioned sending her fart forward and creating a bubble of gas between the vaginas lips.

While eating dinner chelsea had to squirm to rid her vagina from a methaine muff bubble.

by Justjokin420 April 2, 2016

Pungent Muff

Stagnant vagina. Very smelly from lack of washing.

When she walked past all I could smell was pungent muff.

by Harold J Pensworth August 3, 2016

marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

by Mufftruck November 12, 2016