Mucky Hug

when you give a girl a hug but secretly you've just knocked one out in the toilet and you wipe jizz all over her back without her realising.

Man that girls hot, she doesn't fancy me though so i'll have to settle for a mucky hug!

by lethal bizzle August 24, 2007

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mucky crisp eater

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub

Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006

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Mucky Work Fingers

Waht i'd give to Girls aloud. Specially that Kimberley...

You seen that girls aloud?
Yup they'd all get the mucky work fingers - right up em.

by Nozzer August 25, 2006

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A hair colour. Usually a mix of brunette blonde and gold. Not the type of blonde that is associated with ditziness. They are usually brainier than bleach blondes even though this is not considered a personality trait.

Girl 1: Wow, you aced that test!!
Girl 2: It's coz I'm mucky blonde!!!!

by Muckieblonde6 September 26, 2009

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Mucky Moody

When you poke your girlfriend up the arse and then wipe your fingers on your sunday lunch and cook it in the oven.

After sunday lunch, i served the pudding which was a mucky moody.

by Kipperminted Fry January 6, 2009

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Slinging a mucky

Male masturbation

"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"

by SphincterElCapitain August 1, 2017

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