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Mucky Hug

when you give a girl a hug but secretly you've just knocked one out in the toilet and you wipe jizz all over her back without her realising.
Man that girls hot, she doesn't fancy me though so i'll have to settle for a mucky hug!
by lethal bizzle August 24, 2007
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mucky crisp eater

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub
Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie
by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006
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Mucky Work Fingers

Waht i'd give to Girls aloud. Specially that Kimberley...
You seen that girls aloud?
Yup they'd all get the mucky work fingers - right up em.
by Nozzer August 25, 2006
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Mucky star

1. A butt hole with a poor level of hygeine. Often due to a lack of routine maintenance, such as wiping after dropping a dukey.

2. Also refers to a chinese restaurant that may have a shocking food hygeine rating and reputation for snatching local pets from gardens.
1. For the love of god! Will you get back in that toilet and wipe your mucky star. I can smell your festering corn hole from here!

2. Shit I go in holiday in two weeks and could do with losing a couple of stone. I recommend eating at the mucky star. Last time I frequented that dump I was shitting through the eye of a needle for weeks. Weight just dropped off. Have you seen fido today?
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
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Mucky Pie

When you slam it straight out of the arse straight in to the gob. Direct arse to mouth train.
That girl was filthy she let me mucky pie on the first date.
by Bandicoot B June 26, 2024
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Mucky minge

Mucky minge a hairy mucky minge
by Gay vape lord February 19, 2019
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yucky mucky

what Steve Roslonek said in his version of the bear hunt song after walking through the mud
Steve Roslonek: *has to walk through mud*

When Steve Roslonek finished walikng through the mud he said "yucky mucky"
by Pokopon Kaitlyn February 21, 2021
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