motards

Bad freeway drivers; retarded motorists; those drivers that got drivers' licenses in Cracker Jack boxes

I was going 85 mph when this MOTARD pulled in front of me going about 40 mph.

by mlmciii March 18, 2003

Motard

Short for Supermotard, a synonym for Supermoto. This is a type of motorcycle racing that places motocross-style bikes on combination tarmac/dirt courses.

The wheel-to-wheel action of Motard racing has been very popular in Europe since the mid-80's.

by 1000RRFireblade April 25, 2006

Motard

An annoying, boring, self-righteous mormon who likes to kill all of the fun. Usually, they were born and raised in Utah, have never lived outside of Utah and they:
-Don't drink ANY caffeine
-Have never sworn in their life
-Read their Book of Mormon twice a day
-Never miss church
-Don't watch any "R" rated movies
and they think anyone who does not follow or do what they do, is going to burn in hell. Also known as Molly-Mormons and Peter-Priesthoods.

"Hey guys we should watch a movie tonight."

"Let's watch Sweeney Todd!"

"But it's rated 'R'! That's against my religion!"

"Go read your scriptures you stupid motard..."
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"Dinner and a movie?"

"Sure!"

"Pick you up at 7 on Monday?"

"I have FHE..."

"...motard..."

by NinjaSteve June 9, 2009

motarded

Someone who is more retarded.

I dislike certain bands based on drugs and not their music.

by The Boy October 5, 2004

Motard

A combination of a moron and a retard. A person who is equal parts stupid and mentally deficient. A person of low ability and low intelligence.

JD is a motard for riding his moped in the rain.

That was one of the most motarded things i have ever seen.

by John Benefield February 4, 2009

Motard

A motorist who mistakenly believes that they have exclusive rights to get to their destination in the fastest possible way. Everyone and anything that impedes them (including slower moving trucks & busses, congested traffic, cyclists, pedestrians and traffic controls such as traffic lights and stop signs) are all legitimate targets for irrational hatred, verbal abuse and physical rage. Motards are always ranked in the lowest IQ quartile, victims of the Dunning Kruger effect and can be easily identified off road by their distinctive atrocious spelling and complete absence of anything resembling grammar.

Hey, look at that motard trying to run people off the road.
The motard said "cyclist don't pay rego, they should be banned from our roads"

by lycralizard December 18, 2021

Motard

Motorcyclist (French). Known more commonly in the phrase "Supermotard" (superbiker), a powersport combing aspects of road and motocross racing.

Owing to the long history and development of this sport in France (via U.S.A.) and now much of Europe, this phrase now in common use worldwide.

Motard is the French term qualifying a driver of motorcycle.

by Bleepedybloops July 23, 2007