Mirado Black Warrior

A jet-black pencil, raised in the dojos of ninjas, until it was prepared to be the master of the stealthy arts. A pencil that can end the world, but chooses not to.

Guy 1: Hey, do you have a Mirado Black Warrior I can use on my test?
Guy 2: Yeah...wait...I don't know where it went.
Guy 1: OMG, it's killing the teacher as we speak! Run!!!

by apfunction October 21, 2009

Diego Maradona

Diego Maradona is an argentinian soccer god who was number 10 He is the first one ever 2 have 2 transfer fees.Diego Maradona Led Argentina to winning the world cup.Many people fight over if Pele is better or Maradona is better(Like for Maradona and Dislike for pele)Diego Maradona was a legend and lots of people enjoyed him playing but sadly his career got cut short from Drug Abuse.Maradona was born Oct 30 1960 in Buneos Aires Argentina.Many People are saying that Lionel Messi is the new Maradona.Not Because they were both Argentinain and number 10.Lionel Messi Is as good as Maradona.Messi is a Little bit better.Maradona won 0 Ballan'dors and Messi have won 5.Maradona says that he would have won more that Messi.Maradona got in many fights in his career.Maradona was a true legend,icon and inspiration to many soccer players today.

My Favorite Soccer Player is Diego Maradona.

Diego Maradona is a icon to soccer

by Georgesaladbar February 1, 2018

Movado cock

When you run out of places on your body to put your jewelry on so you strap a watch to your penis. This serves a double purpose, as cock ring, and an astectic timepiece to impress your lover.

In that gangbang, we didn’t stand a chance against Tom’s movado cock.

by Hashtagthecreepyguy April 19, 2019

Mordor

1. A barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash, and dust, where the very air you breathe, is a poisonous fume.

Do you know way to Mordor? You've been there before..

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Morano

To shit while standing because you're too manly to sit like a girl.

I woke up this morning with twice as much chest hair because I drank so much jaeger last night. My day took a turn for the worse though when I tried to capitalize on my new found manliness and Morano. I fell backwards, split my head open on the bathroom door and got shit everywhere!

by ja mccaff August 30, 2010

My little maradona goose

So hot he’s famous and he’s so worthy for any female

My little maradona goose is smoking hot 🥵!

by Cici@@ March 9, 2021

Moridor

Short for Mormon corridor. A part of the intermountain west of the United States, from Northern Arizona through parts of Montana, where Mormonism is the dominant religion. An inhabitant of Moridor is blissfully unaware of bad aspects of Mormon history, such as the Mountain Meadows Massacre, or the Kirtland Safety Society, or Smith's lust for married women and young virgins. They tend to be very offended if you question whether or not Mormons are Christian, or if you bring up their magic underwear or their bible fan faction they call scripture.

The people of Moridor are socially and politically backward because they are members of a cult.

by IrateLiberal October 13, 2019