jizz mopper

The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The Jizz-Mopper needed someone to scrape the crust from the 4" heels while she squeegeed the lens.

by Axa September 16, 2005

Big Mapple

Mcdonald's big mac with two apple pies instead of a middle bun.

Frank: Yo what are you ordering?
Mark: A big mapple
Frank: Oh shit those things are delicious

by blouseman March 1, 2011

giz mopper

the person that mops up the semen after a porn movie scene is shot, (most likely the janitor of the studio)

Bob, has a tough job, being a giz mopper is not easy, by the end of the day, his hands are all sticky.

by paco_jerte May 13, 2006

moppie

Amsterdam slang for babe or baby

Person one: ‘Good morning moppie”
Person two: ‘Good morning babe’

by mcflurryhoe November 17, 2018

mopped the quarter deck

when you get shit faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your turd on the floor.

Justin: OmGZ!! Emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! I just puked all over the bathtub 2!! Were so bad ass dude!!

Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.

by daddy v August 3, 2010

Mupple

A couple that has been together so long that they now resemble Muppets. They are exaggerated, simplified forms of themselves, and their motions are so automatic that they are like puppets or marionettes. thupple

For Valentine's Day, me and Andy got together with a few other mupples for a mate-swap and potluck.

by Miss Vickums February 16, 2020

pudd mopper

someone who licks pussy.

girl: your a pudd mopper.

boy: i know.

by itsbrookemarie July 17, 2009